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here
used to be an overarching special effects/sculpture theme to this page,
but my tastes have shot off in so many different directions since then
it's probably best to approach the content here as just being A Random
List Of Stuff I Like. By the way, I'm actually being sincere when I recommend
these things, nothing appears here because sponsors paid me. What, you
think this page receives enough hits to attract paying advertisers?

Some items may contain nuts.
I was proud of that joke last time, it stays.

The Internet is truly the miracle of our age. It's like having the world's
vastest, most comprehensive library in a little box in the corner of your
room, the teachings of humanity's greatest minds at your fingertips. So
why not do as I do, and use it solely for looking at trivia and nonsense
all day long?
I'd
rate NeoGAF
as the best games-related website on the Internet -- which may seem strange
at first glance because it's really just a public message board. However,
the people on there often post breaking news well in advance of the big
lumbering commercial sites, and I'll take 'word on the street' impressions
written by individuals who actually paid with their own money
to play a game over buttered-up professional reviews any day of the week.
The commonplace hate-fuelled, text-speaking problem-child idiocy that
infests a lot of forums is thankfully absent too. (For contrast, read
the user comments on the average YouTube page to see illiteracy, bigotry
and stupidity all lined up in a row.)
I
would've recommended Eurogamer
for their even-handed reviews, but then they went and gave a 7 out of
10 score to Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition: The Definitive Version Of
One Of The Finest Games You Will Ever, Ever Play. The same reviewer
would probably describe the Taj Mahal as a decent bit of bricklaying.
A travesty, ladies and gentlemen, I'll think you'll agree, but normally
that site does a respectable job.

Gametrailers has all the latest... do I really need to finished this
sentence? Gamestracker
will help you find you the best deal online for a game you're looking
to buy, and Play-Asia
is a trusted site for importing gaming exotica from the Far East.

"I used to spend a fortune buying DVDs and games I only played once.
Now that I subscribe to an online rental scheme I enjoy more films and
games than ever before, and all for only £10 a month!" Based
on a true story.

As you might've gathered, two of my favourite pastimes are videogames
and sculpting. So imagine if someone made a videogame about sculpting?
Well, that's actually a pretty accurate description of the digital modelling
program ZBrush, which is instantly one of the best things ever. ZBrushCentral
is the community site for ZBrush, with all the expected artists' galleries,
tutorials, downloads and help centres. (By the way, your insidious American
cultural imperialism exerts no hold over me... I do my bit for Queen,
country and national honour and still stubbornly pronounce it ZedBrush.)

Some
fantastic character modelling from both sides of the digital fence.
THE
BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE
THE
LIFE AND ART OF VERN
Two immensely entertaining opinion/review sites, both with very distinctive
and funny writing styles. I am a fan. A word of caution to minors, though:
there's frequent strong language throughout. You probably hear enough
of that in the school playground.

SUPERDICKERY
THE
PERRY BIBLE FELLOWSHIP
LAUGHING
AT BAD COMICS ART
Har har har, more funny.
Want
to kill half an hour looking at a lucky dip of cool images? Come on, you're
reading this, I suspect your time isn't exactly at a premium.
I would've re-listed the
practical creature effects sites I've spotlighted on this page in the
past, but sadly most of them have sunk faster than a boat helmed by Capt.
Bernard Hill. Below is a quick rundown of the hardy survivors.

Podcasts are like the radio, except that the presenters
talk about subjects you're actually interested in and don't play [insert
current flash-in-the-pan teen pop sensation here] fourteen times a day.
I've
lost count of the number of cult / horror / exploitation / B-movie / foreigh
language film gems the Mondo
Movie podcast has introduced me to. If you have adventurous taste
in cinema, you should make it required listening. A big fat endorsement
from me.
CARRUTH£RS
arrives to crushhhh your online gaming ambitions. Or, er,
let you win because he feels sorry for you.
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Now, games are obviously
just meant for a bit of a laugh and a carry-on (the clue's in the name).
Nevertheless, there's an unfortunate minority that take them waaay
too seriously, particularly when it comes to brand loyalties. Put rabid
Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo and PC 'enthusiasts' together in a room and
it can get like The Sharks vs. The Jets vs. The Crips vs. The Bloods,
only with more social awkwardness and personal hygiene issues. As a result,
some gaming podcasts are like eavesdropping in on a bunch of unlikeable
fanboys bickering for an hour about geek-themed trivia you will never,
ever care about.
My
'safe for normal people' podcast recommendation, then: the CAGcast.
The hosts cover the week's gaming news in the appropriate agreeable, good-humoured
frame of mind, and it's clear that they have enough other things going
on in their lives to have the whole business in perspective.

If
you own a Wii, you're probably aware of the avalanche of accessories that
are available for the system. There must be some kind of white plastic
drought in The People's Republic Of China by now. Most of these add-ons
are completely useless, but two are great: Nyko's Wii
Charge Station, which lets you charge your remotes the way you would
a cordless phone - no more fiddling around with batteries; and Nyko's
Perfect
Shot gun housing, which is perfect for putting cannonball-sized holes
in zombies in House Of The Dead and other similar shooting games. Definitely
buy this over Nintendo's official 'Zapper' gun cradle - c'mon, trust me,
I dare ya.

I would've listed some good artists' reference books here - maybe even
including some that are still in print this time - but
sadly I'm disorganised. I'll get around to writing this section soon.
(Regular visitors to this site will know how 'soon' works around these
parts.)
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