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This
was a job for (surprise) Cadbury’s, who wanted us to create
animatronic theme-park mockups of the cartoon characters you
see on their chocolate bar wrappers. Click
here to see the ever-capable Image FX crew.
My
main responsibility was to sculpt the WildLife character.
WildLife is a living bush who wears a monocle, winklepicker
shoes and a big porn star moustache. (Listen, you cease to
question this stuff after a
while.) We actually got most of our reference material out
of the kiddies’ activity books that come free with Cadbury’s
fun packs – check out the sticker proudly displayed on my
tool box:
This
was the plan: sculpt the characters in clay. Mould them in
silicone rubber with a fibreglass jacket. Use the moulds to
get fibreglass copies
of the sculpts in two halves. Chuck in the mechanics, stick
the two halves together, clean and paint them up… bingo, instant
animatronic cartoon characters.
The
single cloud on the horizon: the clients wanted us to use
fire-retardant resin with our fibreglass. We’d all heard the
spine-tingling tales about how unmanageable and sanity-threatening
the safety stuff could prove to be.
However,
as we pitched in and work progressed, we began to think, “you
know, this batch isn’t too bad”… then we pulled the characters
from their moulds and discovered our silky, beautifully finished
sculpts had been transformed into scale models of the Grand
Canyon! The fireproof resin had taken so long to go off (harden)
that the outer gelcoat layer had all bunched up and rippled.
Nightmare.
(To
round this little saga off, later on a crew member was welding
into one of these “fireproof” shells and it promptly burst
into flames anyway. Wahey… some fun.)
Craig
Narramore built and installed WildLife’s blinking/ talking/
bodyswervin’ mechs, and then… well, days of daubing on car
filler and sanding like a crazy man until finally
the thing was rubbed smooth (along with my fingertips). Luckily
the clients wanted WildLife textured, and the resulting all-over
spray of fleck-coat covered up any remaining imperfections/shoddy
workmanship. Dave Bonneywell gave him a lick of paint, and…
bingo, almost instant animatronic cartoon character.
As a respite from all this cuteness, the annual Image FX remote-control
car rally was well underway at this point. Bright, shiny,
shop-bought models with all the decals on need not apply…
only stripped-down, tooled-up machines of destruction can
survive this pint-sized Death Race 2000! Come six o’clock,
an uncommon silence fell upon the workshop as competitors
studiously prepared their vehicles for the arena. Come ahead,
I’ll fight ye.
Meanwhile,
this was the last crew job at Image for His Satanic Majesty
Martin Astles before he emigrated to LA. As a leaving present,
we swiped his car (originally as black as Lucifer’s heart
and correctly attired in miniature skulls and treble-six motifs)
and transformed it into a flowered-up, West Coast love buggy.
Mart’s reaction upon finding it tells the rest of the story.
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